“He broke all his front teeth”

Her tales of bad dates can’t measure up to Jameela Jamil’s horrifying story.

The 37-year-old “She-Hulk” actress recalled the horrifying experience she had with her “first booty call” while promoting her new podcast, Bad Dates. Tuesday on the TODAY show.

“How do I say that legally again?” Jamil joked. “I had a man walk several steps into my apartment in what was supposed to be my first ever booty call. He collapsed three steps in.”

“He broke all his front teeth. They flew over my apartment,” she claimed, to the shock of the presenters.

“He cracked his chin and collapsed from abusing a drug that arouses a man’s sausage,” Jamil continued.

America’s weatherman Al Roker was speechless and stared at the camera as Craig Melvin, Sheinelle Jones and Dylan Dreyer burst out laughing.

“I’ve heard some bad date stories, this is the worst,” Melvin explained.

Jameela Jamil shared her worst date story ever "TODAY."
Jameela Jamil shared her worst date story on TODAY on Tuesday.
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Jamil also made The View co-hosts blush on Wednesday as she opened up about her dating life.

“I’m what you would call a serial erection killer,” she quipped to the amazed hosts. “I would have my own Netflix documentary series about all the erections I murdered.”

“Is it the accent that makes her a flop?” asked co-host Joy Behar, to which Jamil replied, “No sis, I think it’s personality in general.”

Jameela Jamil on Her Worst Date Ever: 'He Broke All His Front Teeth'
The actress claimed her “first booty call” fell in her apartment and broke all of his front teeth.

Co-host Sara Haines tried to tell the The Good Place star that she was “self-deprecating” and “such a catch” – to which Jamil Haines suggested she go and see for herself.

“I don’t know, let’s go out – you’ll see,” Jamil said. “I’m officially inviting you on TV.”

“I wait three months before kissing or having sex with someone, so it’s like The Hunger Games is trying to get in my pants. It’s ridiculous,” she added, as co-host Sunny Hostin switched the conversation to Jamil’s insights into mental health and exercise.

“I’m looking at our executive producer who looks like he’s about to die,” said Hostin of the series’ EP, Brian Teta.

Jamil’s performance was another awkward moment as she dropped the F-Bomb while discussing getting back to exercise after battling an eating disorder.

“When I was recovering from anorexia, I didn’t move my body at all. I stayed in bed for about eight years,” she explained. “I see it as this exclusive club, this elite place where you have to dress a certain way, and like, f – – k.”

“Sorry, I apologize for my language,” she repeated to an even more nervous Teta.

Jameela Jamil on Her Worst Date Ever: 'He Broke All His Front Teeth'
Jamil made the ladies – and executive producers – of “The View” blush with her dating revelations on Wednesday.

“Do we have a recording of Brian?” Hostin asked, setting up a camera to capture his reaction.

“Now he’s on the floor,” added co-host Whoopi Goldberg.

New episodes of Bad Dates with Jameela Jamil are out Mondays.

https://nypost.com/2023/03/22/jameela-jamil-on-most-horrifying-date-he-broke-all-of-his-front-teeth/ “He broke all his front teeth”

Emma Bowman

Emma Bowman is a USTimeToday U.S. News Reporter based in London. His focus is on U.S. politics and the environment. He has covered climate change extensively, as well as healthcare and crime. Emma Bowman joined USTimeToday in 2023 from the Daily Express and previously worked for Chemist and Druggist and the Jewish Chronicle. He is a graduate of Cambridge University. Languages: English. You can get in touch with Emma Bowman by emailing EmmaBowman@ustimetoday.com.

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