JOE ROOT asked for feedback from his batters and he got one – and it was horrible.
England collapsed to just 185 all on the first day of the Third Test with a worse and weaker performance than anything on this tour.
This is the 12th time this year that the England team has been bowled under 200 people in a cricket competition.
Wickets have been thrown away in a shameful catalog of self-destruction.
They gave their horns to the Australians with all the seasonal generosity of the sale to Father Christmases.
They may also have wrapping paper and a bow around their bats.
In the end, Australia went 61-1 with David Warner eliminated by Jimmy Anderson ten minutes before the tree.
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He needed to win this battle to have a chance to get the Ashes back.
After a day, nothing more could be seen than an Australian victory.
Captain Root and head coach Chris Silverwood conducted an angry post-mortem after the second Test loss in Adelaide gave Australia a 2-0 lead.
It includes a nasty video of the worst layoffs.
But Root’s hopes of an improvement were dashed after Australian captain Pat Cummins won the pitch and bowling.
Root scored top with 50 – that was eighty of his last eight checks in Australia and still less than a century old – but didn’t escape criticism because he was guilty of a tree-throwing crime. your cane when it’s stable.
Root won’t be able to explain another bad team performance and the feeling that he might step down as captain at the end of this tour.
To protect his sanity, if nothing else.
Haseeb Hameed, who should have been released here, not Rory Burns, registered the 14th duck by an English inaugural pitcher in 2021 when he came up behind at the Cummins’ first.
As a team, England had 50 ducks – half a century not to be true.
Zak Crawley hit 12 points, actually improving his Test average for the year – it was 11 points before this game.
Crawley was picked up by Cummins and trapped in the gutter.
Dawid Malan and Root, the only two British players to emerge with credibility so far, threatened a resurgence with a third goal of 48 until Malan moved ahead at the back in the final. before lunch.
Root reached 50 with a few alarms but then scored on his own.
It was a copy-and-paste moment for Root — a decent half-century followed by an edge, a furious bat punch, and a self-sabotage back into the locker room.
Stokes is next. He started but, on the 25th, tried to cut the ball from the almighty Cameron Green, got tangled up and only succeeded in sending a catch back.
Buttler’s downfall was brutal. In the pre-teacher final, he tried to go high and far from off-spinner Nathan Lyon but instead he put a catch into the hands of deep mid-wicket hitter.
There were no other hunters within 50 yards.
Mark Wood, hitting the ball high in the 8 because England’s tail was too long, may have been unlucky to be given lbw as the ball could have hit his club before buffering.
But there is no conclusive evidence needed to overturn Wood’s assessment.
Bairstow could not decide in a split second whether to cut across or avoid a short ball from Mitchell Starc and only managed to catch a headbutt.
Jack Leach overcame Lyon in six games in the long run but then slipped again.
England’s miserable half ended when Ollie Robinson made a catch deep into the goal.
When Australia beat, British bowling lacked inspiration and its punchers lacked energy.
This has turned out to be a terrible tour.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/17145379/england-batting-collapse-185-third-test-australia-ashes/ British batting order collapsed AGAIN with 185 all on the first day of Test Tuesday as Australia put a hand on the Ashes