Big names, even bigger packages.
Rachel Bilson has vulgarly revealed that she misses her ex-boyfriend Bill Hader’s “big dk” – but he’s not the only celeb reportedly packing. He’s just the latest addition to Hollywood’s infamous D-list.
The ebullient OC grad, 40, made a sordid statement on an episode of her Broad Ideas podcast on Monday – adding her former flame’s name to a long list of Hollywood hunks allegedly hanged.
Hader, 44, has now joined the likes of Liam Neeson, Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm, who are said to be of similar height in the lower division.
But today’s stars face seriously stiff competition from Golden Age icons like Charlie Chaplin, Milton Berle and Fatty Arbuckle, who, according to Old Hollywood lore, all boasted bulging members.
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However, Pete Davidson is perhaps the most famous gifted man alive, along with ex Ariana Grande 2018 tweet that the “SNL” actor owned a penis that was “like 10 inches.”
The souped-up singer was quick to delete her raunchy revelation, but not before Davidson was quickly linked to “BDE.” The acronym, which stands for “Big D-k Energy,” has been defined as “the loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t need to tell anyone about it.”
The intrigue surrounding Davidson’s cock was what initially attracted ex Kim Kardashian, who told People earlier this year, “I didn’t even think, ‘Oh my god, I’m going to be in a relationship with him.’ I just thought, ‘I heard about this BDE, I have to get out.’”
Davidson isn’t the only actor with an enormous appendage, however – with several other loose-lipped ladies divulging the names of similarly hung Hollywood hotties.
In 2006, the aptly named Janice Dickinson boldly claimed that Taken star Liam Neeson had “the biggest penis of any man alive.”
The former supermodel, now 67, later doubled down on her claim, telling Star magazine thirstily in 2011: “It was like a bottle of Evian fell out of his pants.”
“The earth shook,” she continued emphatically. “Oh my god, you don’t understand. I swallowed my tongue. I was so shocked. That was also long before he became famous.”
Meanwhile, Dame Judi Dench told the Daily Star in 2006 that she had seen Daniel Craig’s penis on the set of her James Bond film – and it was over 007 inches tall.
“It was an absolute monster,” the eighty-year-old, eight-time Oscar nominee shockingly observed, before quickly adding, “Maybe I shouldn’t have said that. How rude of me!”
Craig, 54, is among a host of other British heartthrobs who are also said to boast bulging members.
Victoria Beckham, 48, once boasted her soccer star husband David, 47, had a “huge one” and gushed in an interview: “It’s like a tractor exhaust!”
Meanwhile, Charlize Theron, 47, also opened up about her Prometheus co-star Michael Fassbender’s large penis, describing it as a “revelation” during a speech in 2012.
“I can work with it anytime,” the actress joked. Audiences certainly knew what Theron was talking about, as 45-year-old Fassbender showcased his impressive talent in the film Shame, which opened in theaters a year earlier.
Willem Dafoe, 67, was similarly spotted on celluloid in the 1980s, showing off his extra-large penis when posing nude for a theatrical performance. Shots of the full frontal moment are doing the rounds on the internet, and his former co-star Dana Delany has confirmed that Dafoe’s cock is just as impressive in real life.
Delany, who directed a sex scene alongside Dafoe in steamy ’90s thriller Light Sleeper, said the star got an erection on set.
“One line we had in our nude scene was ‘Quite an erection you’ve got there.’ And it really was,” gushed Delany, 66.
Elsewhere, Jamie Foxx, 54, has also earned his place in Hollywood’s famous Hall of Fame, with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Garcelle Beauvais speaking about the gifted actor.
“He’s hung like a horse,” Beauvais, 55, revealed earlier this year. “It’s just like, ‘Holy shit!'”
Foxx isn’t the only Oscar winner to own another coveted trophy.
Adult entertainer Corina Taylor, 42, claimed she hooked up with Jared Leto, 50, in 2002, cheekily saying, “I’ve been a porn actress for three years and Jared was the greatest thing I’ve ever dealt with. There’s definitely a second career for him if he ever runs out of mainstream work.”
The late transgender actress Alexis Arquette, who died of a heart attack in 2016 at the age of 47 after battling HIV for 29 years, once remarked on Leto’s large penis and said she slept with the star before her transformation.
Arquette admitted to being impressed by what she saw, saying, “Not only is it massive, it’s like the helmet of a Praetorian Guard.”
Meanwhile, Leonardo DiCaprio, 47, is also packing, according to 1990s video vixen Bobbie Brown, who allegedly hooked up with the “Titanic” heartthrob in his early 20s.
“I unbuttoned his jeans and pulled down his boxers,” Brown, now 52, wrote in her 2013 anthology Dirty Rocker Boys. “What I saw made me gasp. It made no sense. The boy shamed Tommy Lee.”
In fact, 59-year-old Mötley Crüe musician Tommy Lee – who Brown previously dated – is also widely known for his celebrity package.
Last week, the raunchy rocker even posted a nude selfie to Instagram showing off his massive net worth and captioned the snap of his Mötley member “Ooooopppsss.” It was quickly deleted – but not before igniting a “double standard” debate involving famous naturist Britney Spears.
Meanwhile, a host of other supposedly well-endowed stars are far more shy and keep their private parts hidden.
Jon Hamm was snapped as a commander in paparazzi pictures, sending female fans into a frenzy. However, the Emmy-nominated “Mad Men” and “The Morning Show” star wasn’t exactly pleased with the plethora of conspiracy theories below the belt.
‘You’re called ‘Private’ for a reason, I’m wearing trousers for Christ’s sake. Dismissed,” Hamm, 51, told Rolling Stone in 2019. “I mean, it’s not like I’m a lead miner. There are tougher jobs out there—but when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts through my C–K, I feel like that wasn’t part of the deal… But whatever. I think it’s better than being called out for the opposite.”
Salvation star James Woods, 75, was also snapped with a large bump, with the actor once joking that his member was so long that he superglued the oversized object to his ankle. Meanwhile, far from being a braggart, “The Leftovers” star Justin Theroux said he has pictures of him his bulge go viral felt like “someone yanked your shorts down in public”. As he told Elle in 2016, “It looks like a compliment, but it’s more humiliating than anything.”
Getting hung in Hollywood, however, is nothing new — with several classic movie stars reportedly having had sizable penises.
Sun Valley Serenade star Milton Berle – who died in 2012 aged 93 – is said to have been blessed with a whopper after actress Jackée Harry, 66, compared his manhood to the thoroughbred racehorse Seabiscuit.
Meanwhile, silent film star Charlie Chaplin has been making noise with talk of his large penis, which is said to be the “eighth wonder of the world”. The Little Tramp icon took that overblown rumor to his grave when he passed away in 1977 at the age of 88.
And it was rumored that disgraced star Fatty Arbuckle had a penis so big it could have caused the death of silent film star Virginia Rappe at the age of 30.
The actress died in 1921 from a ruptured bladder and a second peritonitis. Arbuckle – who died of a heart attack in his sleep in 1933 – was arrested amid cheesy tabloid headlines and tried for rape and manslaughter before finally being exonerated in 1922.
However, some insiders weren’t convinced, claiming that “the frail starlet’s bubble burst from Arbuckle’s gigantic penis.” Arbuckle died in 1933 at the age of 46.
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